"My Name Is Kevin: A cabbie picks up a Nun. The cab driver  stares at her. She asks him why he's  staring and he says, ""I've always had a  fantasy to kiss a nun."" She says, ""I'll kiss  you if you're single and Catholic."" The  cab driver says, ""I'm both!"" The nun says.  ""Pull into an alley."" The nun then kisses  him in a way that would make a hooker  blush. Back in the cab, though, the driver  starts crying. ""I lied. I'm married and  Jewish."" The nun says, ""That's OK. My  name is Kevin and l'm going to a  Halloween party."""
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