Aww, Dad, and Goals: Oops!..I Dad It Again  @NewDadNotes  Daughter: I wanna be a mermaid  when I grow up.  Me: that's not gonna work honey.  Daughter: why?  Me: I can't visit you in the ocean; I  can't swim  Daughter: ok I won't be a mermaid  for you  Me: aww.  [later]  Wife: what are you doing?  Me: [determined look] swimming  lessons.  10:22 PM 05 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone Wholesome dad goals
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