"Dumb, Memes, and Wow: The Moose and the Mushroom  One day while rooting around in the woods, a moose spotted  a round, tasty-looking mushroom peeking its pale cap  above the leaves and moss of the forest floor. It would make  a perfect afternoon snack. But just as the moose was about to  gobble it up in one bite, he heard a tiny voice beneath him  ""Don't eat me! I will kill you!"" screamed the mushroom  There's poison running through every inch of me. I made it  special just for big dumb mooses like you!""  ""I suppose I had better not eat you then."" replied the moose  as he ate the mushroom anyway. Do you think this moose  cares? He's here for a good time, not a long time. ""Roll the  dice, baby"" is his motto. He pays the piper, calls the tune, and  then talks over the song he just paid for. Every time he sees a  bear he says ""let's dance, fatty."" You can't control this moose.  He did die though Wow @welcometomymemepage"
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