"<p>This Guy Applied For A Government Job. But Then They Told Him This.</p>: THIS GUY APPLIED FOR A GOVERNMENT JOB  BUT THEN THEY TOLD HIM THIS  A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.  The interviewer asks him, ""Are you allergic to  anything?""  He replies, ""Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee.""  ""Have you ever been in the military service?""  ""Yes"" he says, ""I was in Iraq for two years.""  The interviewer savs, ""That will give you 5 extra  points toward employment.""  Then he asks, ""Are you disabled in any way?""  The guy says, ""Yes. A bomb exploded near me and  I lost both my testicles.""  The interviewer grimaces and then says, ""Okay.  You are a Disabled Veteran; you've got enough  points for me to hire vou right now  Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM  You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, plan on  starting at 10:00 am every day.""  The guy is puzzled and asks, ""If the work hours  are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want  me here until 10:00 am?""  ""This is a government job,"" the interviewer  savs.""For the first two hours we just stand around  drinking coffee and scratching our balls.  No point in you coming in for that."" <p>This Guy Applied For A Government Job. But Then They Told Him This.</p>"
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