4. BAYWATCH   (Director: Seth Gordon)    Baywatch  is the antithesis of fun, funny, entertaining, humorous, joyful, engaging, memorable, and all the rest of any positive superlatives you can throw at it. In a theater full of 20 people, at a Thursday night preshow, four folks walked out by the midway point and no one made a sound, except the one gentleman who laughed uproariously at EVERYTHING. One of the most painful exercises I've had at the movies in years,  Baywatch  can't even make the idea of Dwayne Johnson and Zac Efron starring together worth watching.
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