Memes, Work, and Goal: I WISH these Premiership  footballers wouldn't go sliding  along the ground on their knees  every time they score a goal. They  might be millionaires who only work  on Saturday afternoons, but their  mums aren't, and it's them who  have to try and wash the grass stains  out of their socks.  Edna Scrotum, Cheadle
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