"This is way too funny.: REPLACE THE WORD ""WAND""  WITH ""DICKO IN ANY SENTENCE IN  HARRY POTTER  AND REBLOG YOUR BEST!  MEMEFUL.COM  matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:  regularlyerratic:  zaubermauz:  haveabiscxitpotter:  our-hideout-world:  EXPECTO PATRONUM!"" Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick  tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded  from the end of it""  Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared  around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry  stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent  He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and  Goyle during Dumbledores speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears  His hand gripped his dick under his robes""  LOL dark-blueeeee  ""My dick' Said Ron. ""Look at my dick."" It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling  limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.  (via faultinourgays) This is way too funny."
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