This has everything you could want in a Glamour Shot. Big hair that brings you closer to Jesus? CHECK Shiny Metallic Outfit? CHECK Make to make you look like you're back in high school in Texas in 1978? CHECK Holding your head up with one hand? CHECK Pulling on your collar to pop it like an early 80's country singer? CHECK If we were rating these this would get top marks. But we're not. We're just laughing our heads off.
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