America, Chicago, and Drinking: For a better start in life  start coLA earlier!  How soon Is too soon?  Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years  have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that  carly formative period have a much higher chance of gaining  Boosts arnality!NS  acceptance and fitting in during those awkward pre-teen  and teen years. So, do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor.  Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary  carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guarantced  happiness.  The Soda Pop Board of America  1515 W. Hart Ave. Chicago, ILL  E6oredpando.com
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