"laughoutloud-club:  Wait what!!!: A police officer pulled over a driver and  informed him that, because he was wearing  his seat belt, he had just won $1,000 in a  safety competition. ""What are you going to  do with the prize money?"" the officer asked.  The man responded, ""I guess I'll go to  driving school and get my license."" At that  moment, his wife, who was seated next to  him, chimed in, ""Officer, don't listen to him.  He's a smart ass when he's drunk."" This  woke up the guy in the back seat, who,  when he saw the cop, blurted out, ""I knew  we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."" At  that moment, there was a knock from the  trunk and a voice asked ""Are we over the  border yet?"" laughoutloud-club:  Wait what!!!"
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