"theonion:  'These Last Two Are Gonna Be Real Turds,' George R.R. Martin Assures Fans  SANTA FE, NM—In the wake of last year's highly successful publication of the fifth installment in his A Song Of Ice And Fire series, author George R.R. Martin assured fans Tuesday the final two books in the fantasy saga would be ""complete turds."""
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