"The Onion: Latest Sarah Palin Speech Opens Sixth Seal  IDAHO FALLS, ID—Speaking unto an audience of anti-immigration  advocates, global-warming deniers, and members of the Tea Party Nation,  former Alaska governor and vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin gave  forth utterances Monday that reportedly opened the sixth seal of the  Book of the Apocalypse. ""Wow, it's good to be here, just shootin' the breeze with a bunch of  real, hardworking Americans who love their freedom,"" said Palin, her  words echoing across the Idaho Falls Civic Auditorium as mighty tremors  caused great unrest beneath the land and the sea. ""So are the little  guys like you and me gonna fight these Washington insiders with their  big government agenda? You betcha we are!""And lo, there was then a great earthquake; and the sun became black as  sackcloth of hair; and the moon became as blood; and ""gosh"" was spoken  repeatedly; and the stars of heaven fell upon the earth, even as a fig  tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken by a mighty wind.  More of the apocalyptic account can be read here"
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