"crickets: @OctopusCaveman  My 5 year old son just asked ""what if  we put a slice of turkey in the DVD  player and it played a movie about the  turkey's whole life"" and none of the  parenting books l've read have  prepared me for this question  8/26/18, 7:56 AM  159K Retweets 805K Likes  Octopus/Caveman @octopusC 4d  Since this tweet is doing well I asked him  what he'd want to tell people and he said  to not kill crickets because they're nice  and good luck. SPOILER 🚨: this movie has a really fucked up ending."
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