Funny, God, and Fuck: Philip Larkin  @philiplarkin  Just spotted a cat on someone's  porch, miaowing to be let in. Without  thinking, I walked up to the door, rang  the bell, nodded to the cat and left. It  was only I rounded the corner l  realised what I'd done asIheard the  owner shouting FUCK ME SARAH  THE CAT JUST RANG THE  DOORBELL  2/24/18, 2:11 PM @god is so funny
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