Older: systlin: sbsrandomshitblog:  patrickat:   thyrell:  ayellowbirds:  scruffsmcgoogle:  prettyboyshyflizzy: yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats  But they are places to be expected. NY rats take  the subway and be trying to sell their mixtapes and shit.  That's an Australian accent. That's a croc, not a gator—specifically, it's a big ol' saltie. The rats don't sell mixtapes, you're thinking of pigeons. The rats play acoustic guitar.   4: those things are way older than dinosaurs   5: Australia still has dinosaurs.    6: The dinosaurs won a war with Australia.  7; that victory wasn't even close
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