"So Thats It: When you have an  ""I hate my job' day  Try this out:  Stop at your pharmacy, go to the ther.  mometer section and purchase a rectal  thermometer made by Johnson & John-  Son.  Be very sure you get this brand.  When you get home, lock your doors,  draw the curtains and disconnect the  phone so you will not be disturbed.  Change into comfortable clothing and  sit in your favorite chair. Open the pack-  age and remove the thermometer. Then,  carefully place it on a table or a surface  so that it will not become chipped or bro-  ken.  Now the fun part begins.  Take out the literature from the box  and read it carefully. You will notice that  in small print there is a statement:  ""Every rectal thermometer made by  Johnson & Johnson is personally tested  and then sanitized.""  Now, close your eyes and repeat out  loud five times, ""I am so glad I do not  work in the thermometer quality control  department at Johnson & Johnson."""
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