"edgebug:  sharkswithbowties:  theonion:  Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls' Blogs: Full Report  EXCUSE U I AM 15 AND 9 MONTHS  ""I'M AN ADULT,"" i loudly shriek as I stare at my birth certificate. It indicates that I am in fact eighteen years old. I keep a blog on the popular blogging platform Tumblr.com. This article from satirical web site The Onion deeply offends me. I'm an adult"
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