Most Epic: Dear rejector,  Thank you for your letter of rejection. After careful consideration, I regret to inform  you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your  firm  This year, I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number  of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of firms, it is impossible  for me to accept all refusals.  Despite your outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting  applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time.  Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately.  I look forward to seeing you then. Best of luck in rejecting future candidates  Sincerely  you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:The Most Epic Rejection Letter
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