"Toy Story: A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps  people when they lie. He decides to test it  out at dinner one night. The father asks his  son what he did that afternoon. The son  says, ""I did some schoolwork."" The robot  slaps the son. The son says, ""Ok, Ok. I was  at a friend's house watching movies."" Dad  asks, ""What movie did you watch?"" Son  says, ""Toy Story."" The robot slaps the son.  Son says, ""Ok, Ok, we were watching porn.  Dad says, ""What? At your age I didn't even  know what porn was."" The robot slaps the  father. Mom laughs and says, ""Well, he  certainly is your son."" The robot slaps the  mother.  Shit just went from zero to one hundred real fucking quick That escalated quickly by PraiseTheSunBOIII MORE MEMES"
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