"Jokings: girly-fanatic:  reichenbackdatassup:  wow my brother was telling me this  joke and he said  ""if you're fighting with a woman and  she pulls a knife on you, just pull  out the bread and cheese and meat  and her womanly instincts witikicktance.com  in and she'll just make you a  sandwich""  then all of a sudden our mom  emerges from the kitchen holding a  huge ass knife and she approaches  my brother asking ""sorry what was  that?"" and he started screaming  100000000 points to mom. mama didn't raise no https://t.co/I8ZlE5x1QJ"
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