Rick Santorum   Former Senator, Pennsylvania   Remember the president of the Omegas, the jock frat in Animal House? The smarmy goody-two-shoes preppy out to get the Deltas expelled? Maybe it's just the seersucker and the pink tie, but there is something about the stiff, button-down Santorum that makes me want to yell Toga! Where's Senator Blutarsky when you need him?
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