Definitely, Dude, and Heroin: We could stop school shootings by putting a few  security crackheads in every school. They're strong  and work cheap. Pay them a base salary of $30k a  year with a $10k bonus every time they stop a  shooting. Crackheads are money motivated and can  definitely take a few bullets with ease. Ask yourself if  some pasty dork with a $300 AR can really overpower  some dude thinking about how much crack he could  buy with 10 grand  Modern problems require modern solutions In Ohio we'd have to use heroin. The principle stays the same.
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