Af, Drinking, and Drunk: This student emailed his lecturer  When drunk  000 AT&T10:18 AM  10 25 AM  Inbox (67)  Sent  Patrick,  mr Martin  Just letting u kno that u r a motherfuckn  g and I'm sorry that u r bald. Lol  Sounds like you had a great night. I will  extend your paper deadline to Wednesday  at 11:59 PM. It must be submitted to  If u want I can hook u go with a girl who  can get ur hair back and keep u bangin Please refer to my sylabus for  on how to submit your paper  Also I just needed to ask u for an  extension on my paper. I'm really fucked  n and will b sick af tomorrow  I appreciate your concern for my bald  head. My wife likes it and I don't get paid  enough to get hair implants  Keep slayin boi and I forgot to do school  loop again  Love u and c u Monday  Good fuckn yard  Patrick Davidson  On a side note... What were you drinking  last night? Next time you email me id likea  bottle of whatever you had so l don't have  to remember what you said.  Good yard  Mr. Martin  SP  Sent from my iPhone
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