Alive, Head, and Bear: WHAT TO DO IF A BEAR ATTACKS YOU  AND ALL YOU HAVE IS A KNIFE  1. Remain calm, stand still.2. Stab repeatedly until you die  YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY.MIGHTASWELL TRY TO BEAT  THE RECORD FOR PRE-DEATH BEAR STABS WHICH IS 12.  BEARS DONT EXPLODE  THEY BURST INTO MORE BEARS  DO NOT SHOOT AT BEARS  BEARS HAVE A NATURAL INSTINCT  TO FLIP OVER THE BULLETS AND KILL YOU  HOW TO AVOID  BEAR HEADLOCKS  1. Detach head  2. Discard  TP  BEARMAGEDDON COM  BEAR SURVIVAL TIP  BEFRIEND SOMEONE FATTER THAN YOU  A GUIDE TO  HAND TO HAND COMBAT WITH BEARS  RIGHT CROSS  FRONT KICK  UPPER CUT  INEFFECTIVE  JUMPING  SUPLEX  PILEDRIVER  ROUNDHOUSE  X INEFFECTIVE  X INEFFECTIVE  ON  HOW TO PUNCH A BEAR  WARNING: DANGEROUS  l. Find a bear 2. Make a fist.  3. Die.  NOT RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE ALIVE  BEAR ATTACK TIP:  TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK BIGGER  Bigger  No, bigger  Not even close  IT ONLY WORKS IF YOU CAN  LOOK BIGGER THAN THE BEAR  BEAR ATTACK TIP:  F ATTACKED, PLAY DEAD  IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN  YOU DIE A COUPLE MINUTES LATER How to survive a bear attack
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