"Drunk, Friends, and Tumblr: ""Go to bed, you fool,"" Calcifer said sleepily. ""You're drunk  Who, me?"" said Howl. ""I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold  stober."" He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he  thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His  bedroom door did escapehim. ""Whatalie thatwas!"" Howl  remarked as he walked into the wall. ""My shining dishonesty will be  the salvation of me."" He walked into the wall several times more, in  several different places, before he discovered his bedroom door and  crashed his way through it. Sophie could hear him falling about,  saying that his bed was dodging sonictoaster:Howl's Moving Castle, Diana Wynne Jones"
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