Gross Jar: The Second Coming Yesterday, Christians remembered Jesus's resurrection. Today, we are announcing the resurrection of our own sort of Christ, the Gross Jar. Long-time readers might remember the Gross Jar, but if you're new here and not very good at figuring stuff out, here's a breakdown of the concept: We take gross stuff, and put it in a jar. We laid the last incarnation (this is our third Jar) of the Gross Jar to rest about five years ago, when the stench and consistency had crescendoed and it was apparent to anyone who stuck their face in it that the unholy cocktail was in its twilight years. Rather than drag out its demise, we put it down with dignity, by making an intern tie-dye a bunch of shirts with it.  Here are some pictures of old gross jars. They contained stuff like dreadlocks, cum, period blood, facial scabs, dead pigeons, cockroaches, vomit… ya know, gross stuff. Gross stuff people wouldn't usually put inside jars for safe keeping.  And here is a photo of someone sitting on the roof of the US office wearing the limited-edition Gross Jar t-shirt. Continue
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