"**May 20  The Obvious:** Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides   First, Johnny Depp acted like Keith Richards and Pepe Lepew's lovechild. That launched a franchise. Then he did it again. More dough. Then Keef joined the party, as Daddy Sparrow, Captain Teague. The result: More than $1 billion worth of box office bank. (That's a lot of eyeliner.) And now they are back together, this time battling ""Deadwood"" man-genius Ian McShane's Blackbeard. This movie will find you, somehow, some way. Don't fight it.   The Underdog: Bloodworth   Crag rock legend, underrated thespian, and all-around American hero Kris Kristofferson stars as E.F. Bloodworth in this Crazy Heart-esque tale of a guitar-wielding loner who ditched his family 40 years ago, only to stumble back into their lives unannounced. This movie seems Dad-friendly, but: VAL KILMER ALERT! Val Kilmer stars as E.F.'s estranged son, Warren. Val Kilmer is the best.   The Verdict: Bloodworth"
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