Crying, Jail, and Life: One time when I was like six I was in  Walmart and I was eating a tube of  Pringles and I ate them while my mom  paid but I forgot to let the guy scan my  Pringles so I walked to the door and an  alarm went off and I just started running  because I got scared and then my mom  couldn't find me because I was hiding  behind the newspaper things and the  Walmart people called the police  because I was missing and when I heard  them show up I thought I was a criminal  so I left my mom a note on the  newspaper that said I went to Mexico to  start a new life and not to come looking  for me and then I took off running with  my Pringles can and I ran for like an hour  and then the cops saw me walking down  the road so they pulled over so I started  running again and then they were using  the like car intercom thing and they told  me to stop running so when I didI  thought they were gonna put me in  handcuffs and take me to jail so I was  crying and I slapped the officer in the  stomach and tried to run again but he  just held me back and when he asked  me what happened to me and I told him  he started crying he was laughing so  hard. And he just gave my mom two  dollars for the Pringles and he was still  laughing when he left. And that's the  time I was a wanted criminal. epicjohndoe:  A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish
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