"Favourite conversation this week - Me (bored): ""Do you want to watch Taxi Driver tonight?""Him (earnestly): ""Does that star Whoopi Goldberg?""Me (in complete shock and feeling culturally superior thanks to the undergraduate course, Foucault, Feminism and Film): ""What the Fuck?""Him (bemused and getting annoyed): ""I'm sorry I asked.""Me (now on my very high-horse and backing a winner): ""You better be sorry! Taxi Driver is an American classic. Does it star Whoopi Goldberg?! It's not Sister Act! It's not god-damn Ghost! And before you ask, Patrick Swayze does not show up half-way through as the pottery / dance instructor, OK!""Him (over it):__________Me (content that I've eloquently made my point and satisfied with the flow of the conversation): ""So do you want to watch it or not?""Him (walking away):__________Me (the winner and now yelling so he can hear me from the other room that has all the gym equipment we never use): ""And for the record, it stars Jodie Foster, Harvey Keitel and Robert Redford. Dumbass."""
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