Money, Taxes, and Prison: jordan  @jordan_stratton  Government: You owe us money. It's  called taxes  Me: How much do l owe?  Gov't: You have to figure that out  Me: I just pay what I want?  Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how  much you owe. But you have to guess  that number too  Me: What if I get it wrong?  Gov't: You go to prison Tax system
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