"An Obscure Shield Hero Meme: The Chad Thorburn Heir  The virgin shield hero  Rocking an original  drug addict look  Ambiguously living bird  and branches tatoos  Generic design to let  you know you have to  Edgy bandit outfit  give cool aesthetic  self-insert as him  Obtains dozens of skills  and shields off-screen,  making them all feel  cheap  Lived a privileged life  All abilities and equipment  Ran away, became  homeless, and got  are obtained on-screen  Wins most of his battles  through hard work, only has  a few  an apartment thanks  to his own effort  thanks to being stronger,  or spontaneous outside  intervension.  Surrounds himself  with lolis that depend  on him to feed own  Wins his battles by  ego  outsmarting the enemy  Surround himself  His hero peers are  with trusted friends  remarkably dumber  and weaker than him  who can give feedback  and help in battle  so that he can look  Other practitioners are  always more powerful and  really cunning  better by comparison  Hits his harem when he  uses the curse shield and  gets angry  Would never harm  a friend, no matter  how mad magic  made him  The virgin ""monster"" waifu  The chad actual monster waifu  Couldn't kill a psycho  So revealing you  who tortured her and  Covers herself  Degloved a woman's torso  for being an alcoholic  can see her insides  in overly designed  her village because her  clothes  owner told her not to  Was never at MC's will and  had no obligation to be  with him, fell in love and  remained to the end anyways  Stockholm  syndrome  Big boobs which  are useless for  Small boobs are  combat  hydrodynamic  Will probably never  Is a ""monster girl"",  bone Naofumi  only non-human  features are ears  and a tail  Lots of monstrous  Her scales rips skin off,  still higher chances to  bone Blake  features designed  for killing  Is harmed trying to  Is harmed protecting  calm down her love  her love interest  interest  The Chad bird boy  The virgin bird loli  Wastes the party's  Her only role is being  Good amount of space  Has ascended past  money on tons of  food for herself  cute for her master and  the need of food  between comedic moments  doesn't interrupt the  story and helps to lighten-up  the mood  to never question him  Unadressed  pedophilic  implications  Adressed and rebutted  Comedic relief is  Provides his opinions and  criticism of Blake's actions,  which he can't just ignore  pedophilic implications  repetitive and  unnecesary  Constantly cockblocks  Raphtalia  Dumb as a sack of bricks  Smart enough to  win at poker against  adults, despite being  a 10-year old  The MC chose him  because he is capable  and unique  Is capable and unique  because the MC chose her  The Chad actual queen  The virgin not-yet queen  Obtained all her  Checkered scarf gives  a strong sense of identity  powers and  Dresses with bright  colors in an attempt  knowledge with  Is the heir to the throne,  hard work  to be distinguishable,  still looks super generic  her mother still treats her  like an errand girl  Has lots of minions  Has an important  role in the magical  dynamics of her city  Her power,  wealth  that she herself defeated  Her role is to support  Naofumi and his party  and status have been  and captured. Among  obtained through  nepotism  them is the malicious  Buttsack  Doesn't have any  minions to order  Is the crown princess  because the only other  option was terrible  Is a Goblin Queen  through specialization  on her field  around in battle,  despite being the  crown princess An Obscure Shield Hero Meme"
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