Facts, Friends, and Global Warming: How to piss off your republican friends.  Remind them of these 15 facts.  1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.  2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.  3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy  4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.  5. The South lost the iv War, get over it.  6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.  7. Fascism is a right-wing trait  8. Sarah Palin is an idiot  9. The Earth is round not flat  10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.  11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.  12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.  13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control  14. Global warming is a fact.  15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants  unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned
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