Eats: ALPACA VS. LLAMA  An alpaca...  A llama...  -Weighs 150 lbs  -Has soft fleece  -Weighs 400 lbs.  -Has a knife in its fur  -Listens to Norwegian  death metal  -Eats old corn dogs  -ls constantly drunk  -Will kill you the first  chance it gets  -Listens to human  commands  -Eats grass  -Is even-tempered  Travels in herds The difference between alpacas and llamas
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