"a classic of classics! SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Siesta de Fuerza  Sometimes, wings are just as good as it gets… no matter how many times you promised yourself that you were going to wait until you got home, that fiery aroma crept up to your delicate nasal passages… and as Neil Young once sang, you were helpless, helpless, helpless. What started out as one ""test wing"" turned into a full-blown-boney-saucy orgy. It was hard to tell where the wings ended and your fingers began.. But like any good finger food, it leaves you with a deeply content… and a deeply exhausted feeling. As your body fights overtime trying to deal with the onslaught of chicken being ingested, your eyes grow heavy… almost as if a hypnotist with a this pocket watch is lulling you into another dimension filled with more naps.. and MORE CHICKEN! As you fight for that last bite, your body takes over, the lights go out, the take out container of bones and sauce scatters across the floor, and you don't even hear the other passenger say, ""Oh for fuck's sake!"" **** Mmmmmmm, delicious. Thank you to Robert for sending in this instant classic. Wish I had a side of bleu cheese! Keep on Douchin' ***"
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