This guy's mugshot is my spirit animal: CLARENDON RILS  POLICE DEPARTHENT  2410 14 83  f  2M  A man from Illinois was  arrested for getting $224,000  worth of manure dumped on  his former employer's  property, only two weeks  after he won $125 million at  the lottery and quit his job.  54-year old Brian Morris, from the small  town of Clarendon Hills in Dupage  County, bought over 20,000 tons of  manure and asked for it to be dumped  on his former boss' property,  pretending it was his residence. This guy's mugshot is my spirit animal
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