Saw The Great Gatsby last night and LET ME TELL YOU Tobey Maguire is the worst thing that has ever happened to me. 3D Forrest Gump (basically) buddy is the worst actor in the woooooorrrrrrrrrld. Also, someone take movies away from Baz Luhrman. ALSO: no Leo, you can't play 32, sorry. Googled your age Leo and the first result was a Daily Mail article saying you've morphed into Jack Nicholson. ALSO: no more shots of Jack (Leo) floating dead in a pool of water. Titanic tears for days, thanks Baz.
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