"Chicago, College, and Dank: Got denied from harvard s  March 2015  2.8  HARVARD COLLEGK Office of Admissions and Financial Aid  Molly McGaan  330 W. Webster Ave  Chicago, Il 60614  Dear Ms. McGaan:  Thank you for your interest in Harvard College.  After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are  unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in  the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their  proficiency in ""dank memes"", or their level of ""Swagg moneyyyy."" Although your GPA and  ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the  admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, ""listen  here u little slanks"" and end with ""McGaan out ""drops mic We also didn't need a copy of  your mixtape, regardless of how ire"" it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and  we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not fire""). In addition, we will be  returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's  your ""greatest possession"" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation  letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not ""my #4 side ho Derek"" or Chief Kee, who  submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper.  We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success  as you pursue your educational goals"
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