"Me: Good morning, Kinning Park. Which party, or parties, are you supporting in the forthcoming Scottish Parliament election? Kinning Park: Scottish Conservative....cos I enjoy getting fucked! Me: Sound reasoning, Kinning Park. Thank you for your input. Kinning Park: What about you? Me: I'm undecided, Mr Park. Only Grindr can help me resolve this. Kinning Park: Vote Green it's nice, shows you care and nobody will argue with you! Kinning Park: Labour,cos your dad voted Labour Kinning Park: SNP because you don't care if Independence makes us even more skint, cos you're already on your arse. Kinning Park: Lib-Dem cos you're a ""Gay"" Kinning Park: They all promise the same anyway! Me: I think I'll vote Communist. Kinning Park: Yeah, that works well in China, only country with jobs & money...although it's not the folk working that gets the money! Kinning Park: You look like a bottom, vote Tory!! You know it makes sense!!"
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