"… Crazy Uncle Ted Nugent is going to be investigated by the Secret Service  And not a moment too soon. The 'Nuge' is one of these guys who likes to call himself and those who agree with him 'we the people.' They imagine they're just that patriotic. Look at what Nugent said at the NRA shindig over the weekend:  From The Raw Story – ""If you don't know that our government is wiping its ass with the Constitution, you're living under a rock some place. And that there's a dead soldier, an airman, a Marine, a seaman, a hero of the military that just got his legs blown off for the U.S. Constitution, and we got a president and an attorney general who doesn't even like the Constitution,"" he said, adding that the four left-leaning Supreme Court justices were ""like a stoned hippy"" because they ""don't believe in the Constitution.""  Sidenote: Nuge likes to brag up the military and the personal sacrifice of the service members, but Crazy Uncle Ted got a deferral from the draft, like this: (Nugent claims) that 30 days before his Draft Board Physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last 10 days he ingested nothing but junk food and Pepsi, and a week before his physical, he stopped using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside his pants caked with excrement and urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment. Anyway, more blather from Ted:  ""And if you want more of those kinds of evil, anti-American people in the Supreme Court then don't get involved and let Obama take office again.Because I'll tell you this right now, if Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year."" Nugent continued by urging attendees to get everyone they knew to vote for Romney and against ""this vile, evil, America-hating administration"" or ""we'll be a suburb of Indonesia next year."" ""We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November!"" he exclaimed. ""Any questions?"" In March, Nugent announced on Twitter that he had endorsed the former Massachusetts governor. ""[A]fter a long heart&soul conversation with MittRomney today I concluded this goodman will properly represent we the people & I endorsed him,"" Nugent wrote. Romney's son, Tagg Romney, quickly praised the rocker. ""Ted Nugent endorsed my Dad today,"" the younger Romney tweeted. ""Ted Nugent? How cool is that?! He joins Kid Rock as great Detroit musicians on team Mitt!"" Update (1:20 p.m. ET): New York magazine reports that the Secret Service is looking into Nugent's comments as a possible threat on the president's life.  Indeed, Tagg, how cool IS that? Ted Nugent! Gosh, what a super swell endorsement! Especially because he's the guy who bragged to a concert crowd in 2007 that he told Obama to suck on his machine gun. How cool is THAT? Listen, Tripe, or whatever your name is: Nugent plays guitar. That's his claim to fame. And when he opens his mouth, he doesn't even make as much sense as the homeless guy on the corner, wearing foil on his head and carrying a sign that says something about the end of the world. Also? The homeless guy probably isn't a total dick like Nugent, and that homeless guy probably isn't some draft-dodging, yellow elephant nutjob who buys lots and lots of guns to shoot at things that can't shoot back. In fact, the only people on this planet who would be excited (instead of embarrassed) about an endorsement from this steaming pile of crazy is you, your family, and the semi-conscious, low information teabaggers he rode in on. Look up 'fail' in the dictionary — the Nuge will be pictured there. What a group."
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