"Lovable Brittany S. Pierce is Santana's dim-witted yet achingly sincere sidekick. Although she never quite seems to know what is going on around her, this girl can dance rings around the competition. After spending her summer vacation ""lost in the sewers"" and taking Artie's virginity, B has returned to New Directions more confident than ever. And her starring role in the Britney Spears episode cemented her status as one of New Directions' power players.   Gleeful Remarks: ""So, 'Hairography.' It works best when you pretend like you're getting tasered. It's like cool epilepsy.""  ""People think I went on vacation, but actually I spent all summer lost in the sewers.""   ""I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary.""   ""Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?""   ""I don't brush my teeth—I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was some sort of dentist.""   Showstopping Performances: ""Slave for You,"" ""Me Against the Music"""
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