"Dicks, Memes, and Bear: THERE IS A SAYING THAT GOES: ""THOSE WHO  PLANT DATES DO NOT HARVEST DATES"". THAT'S  BECAUSE DATE PALM TREES TAKE 80 TO 90  YEARS TO BEAR THE FRUITS.  ONCE A YOUNG MAN MET AN OLD MONK  PLANTING DATES AND ASKED: ""WHY ARE YOU  PLANTING DATES IF YOU KNOW YOU WILL NOT  HARVEST THEM?  WISELY THE OLD MONK REPLIED WITH A  KIND SMILE ON HIS FACE: ""MY SON, GO EAT  A FAT DICK. THE YARD IS MINE AND I PLANT  WHATEVER THE FUCKI WANT."" One of the best lessons..."
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