Run, Smooth, and Home: How to wash a cat  1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to  the water in the bowl.  2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the  bathroomm  3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the  lid. You may need to stand on the lid.  4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never  mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!  5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash  and 'Rinse'.  6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that  there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.  7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly  lift the lid.  8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,  and run outside where he will dry himself off.  9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean  Yours Sincerely,  The Dog
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