"10. Florida   The stripper-strewn Sunshine State lives up to its dong-like contour with some of the nation's highest rates of sexually transmitted disease. It's also contracted a bad case of real-estate foreclosures and continues to battle those chronic voting irregularities. Which is why other states have been trying to get Florida into ""a home"" for years. But it stubbornly insists on waiting for rising sea levels to take it."
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